I’ve made myself into the jack of all trades, master of none paradox that inevitably leads to half-butt solutions in most things. The saying should be jackass of all trades (especially in chess).
(Me strumming guitar and singing)
Henry: Did you write that song Dad?
Me: Yes. Yes I did. I wrote most of the songs you hear me singing.
Henry: Really? Wow! Did you write that one that goes ‘Guitars and Cadillacs’?
(pause)
Me: Nope. That was Dwight Yoakam.
Henry: oh, okay. Yeah, cause that’s actually a good song.